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Hey everyone.  So yesterday, I was hanging out with my good friends Joey Wilson and Christian Funez...and we saw these really cool, bright green parrots just chillin on a telephone wire in Hollywood.   Naturally, this led to a discussion about ways that we could catch these beautiful creatures and possibly sell them to pet stores.  That, in turn, led to a conversation about some ways that maybe we should NOT try to catch parrots.  Thus, I present to you our Top 10 Illegal Ways to Catch Parrots in South Florida (according to Kevin, Joey, Christian, and Michael Morgado...these ways may or may not actually be illegal!)

1.  Stun Gun
2.  Pepper Spray
3.  Dynamite
4.  Flame Thrower
5.  BB Gun
6.  Hypnotism
7.  Chinese Throwing Stars (Japanese are acceptable)
8.  Bear Traps
9.  False Promises
10. With your pants (thanks to Michael for this one)

Hope this is informative to you and provides you with some clear guidelines.
 


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